Step off!

My name is Ebonee.
I am OBSESSED with Johnny Depp
and FOOD.
I like to make things.
One day i will own my own stores and be great.
So talk to me, I dont bite.:D

dickoria:

i hate school
i hate the people at school
i hate the classes at school
i hate the work at school
i hate the food at school
i hate how my crush doesn’t notice me at school
i hate school

asecondreality:

chubbychaser96:

wickedclothes:

“Smile, girl. You’re too pretty to let your own feelings interfere with my viewing pleasure.” — asofterworld.com

Sick of the “smile, beautiful” shit that guys on the street, mistakenly, think is flattering? Want to dissuade the creepy dude at the gas station from telling you that you’re too pretty to scowl like that? This is the sweatshirt for you.

Sold on Etsy

NEED

someone buy this for tiara

the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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